Published Film Reviews - 2005

12/31/05 - Café Lumière - DVD (Slant magazine)
12/26/05 - Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World (Slant magazine)
12/26/05 - Why We Fight (Slant magazine)
12/26/05 - When the Sea Rises (Slant magazine)
12/26/05 - Munich (Slant magazine)
12/26/05 - Rumor Has It (Slant magazine)
12/26/05 - Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (Slant magazine)
12/26/05 - Fun with Dick and Jane (Slant magazine)
12/26/05 - Kiss of Death (Slant magazine)
12/26/05 - Kiss of Death - DVD (Slant magazine)
12/26/05 - Where the Sidewalk Ends (Slant magazine)
12/26/05 - Where the Sidewalk Ends - DVD (Slant magazine)
12/6/05 - The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (Slant magazine)
12/6/05 - The Producers (2005) (Slant magazine)
12/6/05 - The World's Fastest Indian (Slant magazine)
12/6/05 - The Family Stone (Slant magazine)
12/6/05 - Aeon Flux (Slant magazine)
12/6/05 - The Boys of Baraka (Slant magazine)
12/6/05 - 39 Pounds of Love (Slant magazine)
12/6/05 - I Love Your Work (Slant magazine)
11/18/05 - The Ice Harvest (Slant magazine)
11/18/05 - Walk the Line (Slant magazine)
11/18/05 - Derailed (Slant magazine)
11/18/05 - Zathura (Slant magazine)
11/9/05 - little man (Slant magazine)
11/9/05 - The Syrian Bride (Slant magazine)
11/9/05 - The Kid & I (Slant magazine)
11/9/05 - The Devil's Plaything (Slant magazine)
11/9/05 - The Devil's Plaything - DVD (Slant magazine)
11/9/05 - Pulse (filmcritic.com)
11/9/05 - Get Rich or Die Tryin' (Slant magazine)
10/31/05 - Masters of Horror - TV (Assorted) (Slant magazine)
10/31/05 - Saw II (Slant magazine)
10/31/05 - The Weather Man (Slant magazine)
10/31/05 - Three...Extremes (filmcritic.com)
10/31/05 - Le Samouraï (Slant magazine)
10/31/05 - Le Samouraï - DVD (Slant magazine)
10/24/05 - Transamerica (Slant magazine)
10/24/05 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Slant magazine)
10/24/05 - Doom (Slant magazine)
10/16/05 - The Fog (2005) (Slant magazine)
10/16/05 - Shopgirl (Slant magazine)
10/16/05 - Innocence (Slant magazine)
10/10/05 - Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (Slant magazine)
10/10/05 - After Innocence (Slant magazine)
10/10/05 - Two for the Money (Slant magazine)
10/10/05 - Waiting... (Slant magazine)
10/10/05 - Into the Blue (Slant magazine)
10/10/05 - The Passenger (Slant magazine)
10/10/05 - Three Times (Slant magazine)
10/10/05 - Through the Forest (Slant magazine)
9/26/05 - The Matador (Slant magazine)
9/26/05 - The War Within (Slant magazine)
9/26/05 - Never Been Thawed (Slant magazine)
9/26/05 - The Squid and the Whale (Slant magazine)
9/26/05 - Paradise Now (Slant magazine)
9/26/05 - Avenge But One of My Two Eyes (Slant magazine)
9/26/05 - The Hidden Blade (Slant magazine)
9/26/05 - The Puppetmaster (Slant magazine)
9/26/05 - Roll Bounce (Slant magazine)
9/26/05 - Separate Lies (filmcritic.com)
9/13/05 - Good Night, and Good Luck (Slant magazine)
9/13/05 - Protocols of Zion (Slant magazine)
9/13/05 - Just Like Heaven (Slant magazine)
9/13/05 - Everything is Illuminated (Slant magazine)
9/13/05 - The Thing About My Folks (Slant magazine)
9/13/05 - Cote D'Azur (Slant magazine)
9/3/05 - Lord of War (Slant magazine)
9/3/05 - Touch the Sound (Slant magazine)
9/3/05 - Daltry Calhoun (Slant magazine)
9/3/05 - The Constant Gardener (filmcritic.com)
9/3/05 - The Transporter 2 (Slant magazine)
9/3/05 - A Sound of Thunder (Slant magazine)
8/26/05 - An Unfinished Life (Slant magazine)
8/26/05 - Thumbsucker (Slant magazine)
8/26/05 - Before the Fall (Slant magazine)
8/26/05 - The Cave (Slant magazine)
8/26/05 - The Memory of a Killer (Slant magazine)
8/20/05 - The 40 Year-Old Virgin (Slant magazine)
8/20/05 - Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (filmcritic.com)
8/20/05 - Valiant (Slant magazine)
7/29/05 - New York Doll (Slant magazine)
7/29/05 - The Great Raid (Slant magazine)
7/29/05 - Underclassman (Slant magazine)
7/29/05 - Wall (Slant magazine)
7/29/05 - Stealth (Slant magazine)
7/29/05 - Sky High (filmcritic.com)
7/22/05 - Unknown White Male (Slant magazine)
7/22/05 - Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress (Slant magazine)
7/22/05 - Last Days (filmcritic.com)
7/22/05 - The Devil's Rejects (filmcritic.com)
7/22/05 - Bad News Bears (Slant magazine)
7/15/05 - Wedding Crashers (Slant magazine)
7/15/05 - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Slant magazine)
7/15/05 - Grizzly Man (Slant magazine)
7/15/05 - The Baxter (Slant magazine)
7/15/05 - The Brothers Grimm (Slant magazine)
7/15/05 - Pretty Persuasion (Slant magazine)
7/8/05 - Dark Water (2005) (Slant magazine)
7/8/05 - Fantastic Four (Slant magazine)
7/8/05 - Rebound (Slant magazine)
7/8/05 - Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus (Slant magazine)
7/8/05 - November (Slant magazine)
6/27/05 - The Beautiful Country (Slant magazine)
6/27/05 - Herbie: Fully Loaded (Slant magazine)
6/27/05 - March of the Penguins (filmcritic.com)
6/12/05 - Batman Begins (Slant magazine)
6/12/05 - Mirrormask (Slant magazine)
6/12/05 - Elevator to the Gallows (Slant magazine)
6/12/05 - 5x2 (filmcritic.com)
6/12/05 - High Tension (filmcritic.com)
6/12/05 - Howl's Moving Castle (filmcritic.com)
6/12/05 - Howl's Moving Castle (Wired.com)
6/12/05 - The Honeymooners (Slant magazine)
6/3/05 - The Aristocrats (Slant magazine)
6/3/05 - Heights (Slant magazine)
6/3/05 - Lords of Dogtown (filmcritic.com)
6/3/05 - Rock School (filmcritic.com)
6/3/05 - Après Vous (Slant magazine)
6/3/05 - Milwaukee, Minnesota (Slant magazine)
5/28/05 - Cinderella Man (Slant magazine)
5/28/05 - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (Slant magazine)
5/28/05 - The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D (Slant magazine)
5/28/05 - The Longest Yard (2005) (Slant magazine)
5/28/05 - Madagascar (Slant magazine)
5/28/05 - The Americanization of Emily (Slant magazine)
5/28/05 - The Americanization of Emily - DVD (Slant magazine)
5/22/05 - A League of Ordinary Gentlemen (Slant magazine)
5/22/05 - Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (Slant magazine)
5/22/05 - Bomb the System (Slant magazine)
5/22/05 - Caterina in the City (Slant magazine)
5/22/05 - Bad Day at Black Rock (Slant magazine)
5/22/05 - Bad Day at Black Rock - DVD (Slant magazine)
5/13/05 - Kicking and Screaming (Slant magazine)
5/13/05 - Stolen Childhoods (Slant magazine)
5/6/05 - Mindhunters (Slant magazine)
5/6/05 - Crash (Slant magazine)
5/6/05 - Kingdom of Heaven (Slant magazine)
5/6/05 - Double Dare (Slant magazine)
5/6/05 - A Hole In One (filmcritic.com)
5/1/05 - Night Watch (Slant magazine)
5/1/05 - The Big Red One: The Reconstruction - DVD (Slant magazine)
5/1/05 - XXX: State of the Union (Slant magazine)
5/1/05 - Home (Slant magazine)
4/25/05 - Happy Endings (Slant magazine)
4/25/05 - King's Ransom (Slant magazine)
4/25/05 - Captain Blood (Slant magazine)
4/25/05 - Captain Blood - DVD (Slant magazine)
4/25/05 - They Died With Their Boots On (Slant magazine)
4/25/05 - They Died With Their Boots On - DVD (Slant magazine)
4/25/05 - Layer Cake (Slant magazine)
4/25/05 - Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (Slant magazine)
4/25/05 - The Beat That My Heart Skipped (Slant magazine)
4/17/05 - The Amityville Horror (2005) (Slant magazine)
4/10/05 - Tell Them Who You Are (Slant magazine)
4/10/05 - One Missed Call (Slant magazine)
4/10/05 - Happily Ever After (Slant magazine)
4/10/05 - Sahara (Slant magazine)
4/5/05 - Kung Fu Hustle (filmcritic.com)
4/5/05 - Winter Solstice (Slant magazine)
4/5/05 - Eros (Slant magazine)
4/5/05 - The Amityville Horror (Slant magazine)
4/5/05 - Amityville II: The Possession (Slant magazine)
4/5/05 - Amityville 3-D (Slant magazine)
4/5/05 - The Amityville Horror Collection - DVD (Slant magazine)
3/25/05 - The Year of the Yao (Slant magazine)
3/25/05 - Sin City (Slant magazine)
3/25/05 - Kontroll (filmcritic.com)
3/25/05 - Beauty Shop (Slant magazine)
3/25/05 - Guess Who (Slant magazine)
3/25/05 - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (Slant magazine)
3/25/05 - The Sword of Doom (Slant magazine)
3/25/05 - The Sword of Doom - DVD (Slant magazine)
3/18/05 - The Ballad of Jack and Rose (Slant magazine)
3/18/05 - Lipstick and Dynamite (filmcritic.com)
3/18/05 - Nina's Tragedies (Slant magazine)
3/18/05 - The Ring Two (Slant magazine)
3/18/05 - Ice Princess (Slant magazine)
3/18/05 - Steamboy (Slant magazine)
3/18/05 - Melinda and Melinda (filmcritic.com)
3/18/05 - Face (filmcritic.com)
3/18/05 - Laura (Slant magazine)
3/18/05 - Laura - DVD (Slant magazine)
3/18/05 - Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia - DVD (Slant magazine)
3/10/05 - Hostage (Slant magazine)
3/10/05 - Don't Move (filmcritic.com)
3/10/05 - In My Country (filmcritic.com)
3/10/05 - After the Apocalypse (Slant magazine)
3/4/05 - Be Cool (Slant magazine)
3/4/05 - The Jacket (Slant magazine)
3/4/05 - The Pacifier (Slant magazine)
3/4/05 - Intimate Stories (filmcritic.com)
2/28/05 - Millions (Slant magazine)
2/28/05 - Schizo (Slant magazine)
2/28/05 - Cursed (Slant magazine)
2/19/05 - Constantine (Slant magazine)
2/19/05 - Downfall (filmcritic.com)
2/19/05 - Mail Order Wife (Slant magazine)
2/16/05 - Night and the City (Slant magazine)
2/16/05 - Night and the City - DVD (Slant magazine)
2/16/05 -Thieves' Highway (Slant magazine)
2/16/05 -Thieves' Highway - DVD (Slant magazine)
2/13/05 - Hitch (Slant magazine)
2/13/05 - Bad Guy (Slant magazine)
2/13/05 - The Other Side of the Street (Slant magazine)
2/7/05 - Turtles Can Fly (Slant magazine)
2/7/05 - Inside Deep Throat (Slant magazine)
2/7/05 - Boogeyman (Slant magazine)
1/28/05 - Alone in the Dark (Slant magazine)
1/22/05 - Assault on Precinct 13 (filmcritic.com)
1/22/05 - She's One of Us (filmcritic.com)
1/22/05 - Are We There Yet? (Slant magazine)
1/13/05 - Elektra (Slant magazine)
1/13/05 - The Chorus (filmcritic.com)
1/7/05 - White Noise (Slant magazine)

Comments

[Wawa]

One of the questions that I will ask myself to the grave: WHAT HAPPENED TO MICHAEL KEATON'S CAREER?!!?!? Was it Multiplicity or Jack Frost?

[Nick]

Definitely Jack Frost, perhaps the scariest use of CGI in the history of motion pictures.