Beach Break

Before embarking on a NJ Shore respite from watching and reviewing movies, I've got a bunch of new stuff for those interested in seeking shelter from the heat in a nice, air-conditioned cineplex. Although given the negativity oozing from the below reviews, theatergoers would be wise to avoid this weekend's junky new releases and check out The Aristocrats instead.

This weekend:
Stealth (Slant magazine)
Sky High (filmcritic.com)

In the weeks to come:
The Great Raid (Slant magazine)
Wall (Slant magazine)
Underclassman (Slant magazine)
New York Doll (Slant magazine)

And don't forget to check out my six new site-specific reviews, including Michael Bay's atrocious The Island, Lucio Fulci's gruesome Zombie, and the original Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. All can be found directly below this post.

Comments

[Joe Grossberg]

Jersey Shore baby!

I hope you don't get movie withdrawal.