Before embarking on a NJ Shore respite from watching and reviewing movies, I've got a bunch of new stuff for those interested in seeking shelter from the heat in a nice, air-conditioned cineplex. Although given the negativity oozing from the below reviews, theatergoers would be wise to avoid this weekend's junky new releases and check out The Aristocrats instead.
Stealth (Slant magazine)
Sky High (filmcritic.com)
In the weeks to come:
The Great Raid (Slant magazine)
Wall (Slant magazine)
Underclassman (Slant magazine)
New York Doll (Slant magazine)
And don't forget to check out my six new site-specific reviews, including Michael Bay's atrocious The Island, Lucio Fulci's gruesome Zombie, and the original Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. All can be found directly below this post.