Not much in the way of worthwhile new releases, since Poseidon, Goal! The Dream Begins, and Russian Dolls all stink. None, however, are quite as awe-inspiringly awful as RevoLOUtion, an upcoming indie that has to be seen to be believed...and yet shouldn't be seen by anyone.
RevoLOUtion (Slant magazine)
Check back next week for some more film noir capsule reviews (thanks, Film Forum!), as well as my thoughts on the award-winning doc The War Tapes, Dreamworks Animation's latest Over the Hedge, and a little ol' film known as The Da Vinci Code.