Louis Leterrier’s Clash
of the Titans may be a re-do of the beloved 1981 Ray Harryhausen fantasy
saga, but in its thudding rock soundtrack, its grim, bloody vision of ancient
Greece, and its horror-movie-monstrous mythological beasts, the template the
film really follows is that of the Playstation’s God of War franchise. In said comparison, this would-be blockbuster
comes out looking downright woeful, paralleling the video game series’ nominal
narrative concerns – namely, a hero’s quest to exact vengeance on, and thus end
the rule of, Mount Olympus’ deities – and yet lacking not only its aesthetic
originality but also its fiery, all-consuming sense of rage, anguish and
bloodlust. Chalk that up at least partially to a protagonist, Perseus, who’s
been sketchily conceived and is embodied with titanic blandness by Sam
Worthington, now firmly established (after similar turns in Terminator Salvation and Avatar) as action cinema’s preeminent
bore. As in Harryhausen’s Clash, Perseus
must defeat a series of colossal adversaries, though here his prime goal is to
reach Olympus and slaughter Gods – specifically Zeus (Liam Neeson) and Hades
(Ralph Fiennes) – played by slumming thespians. It’s a quest that’s filled out
with embarrassing supporting characters (including a wood-faced specter who
does little other than comically roar his approval) that Leterrier shoots with
visceral vigor if a tad too much blurry-vision cinematography designed to mask
some of his CGI’s shoddiness. His over-the-top aesthetics are further sabotaged
by 3D (added as a post-production afterthought) that is superfluous to the
point of grating, the effects providing no extra depth-of-field but plenty of
indistinct fuzziness around the frame’s edges. Yet even more than its technical
limitations, and despite the minor cheesy pleasures afforded by its
man-vs.-monsters action, Clash is
truly undone by the dramatic void at its center, an abyss so wide and deep that
even the sight of the gargantuan Kraken generates only indifference.
Hey Nick---You left Slant eh? No worries--I'll always follow you---hopefully that didn't sound too creepy.
Anyway--Im with you on Worthington being a bore--we need more action heroes like James McAvoy (Wanted)---I like the unassuming hero rather than the brutish dude that feels the need to scream every line of dialogue.
Cheers for the review.
Posted by: Whodunit? | April 01, 2010 at 12:30 AM
Why would you think I left Slant? I haven't - in fact, my latest review for them just went up last night (for The Last Song).
Posted by: Nick | April 01, 2010 at 08:54 AM